ashketchurn:

my goal for this summer was to get hot and i already wasted two weeks damn i better get on that

pumpernicklefagbag:

ragehappystolemysleep:

harrystylesnickgrimshaw:

when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice

reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents

reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents

vaughnstump:

if you think i wouldnt suck a dick for concert tickets you are 2000% wrong